Fourth of Ju-LIES

In celebration of this great nation's birthday, we've decided to sing a little song that truly exemplifies the United States that we know and love today. Happy Fourth of July! Hit it!!!!!!!!!


I'm a Yankee Doodle closet-case,


She's my Yankee Doodle beard



Tara Reid came to Hollywood just to show her nipple


I am a Yankee Doodle Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOD (or Ron L. Hubbard) BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!