Donna Martin Diss

Tori Spelling's hubby Charlie Shanian is the luckiest man in the world. The horse-face lovah has never seen an episode of Beverly Hills 90210. "He had never seen Beverly Hills 90210 before, which I liked because my whole life I would meet people who liked me because they saw me on TV," Spelling said. True dat.

Don't worry, Tori, you can rest assured that your husband doesn't love you for your acting skills. He loves you for your daddy's money.

Spelling Lover Has Never Seen 90210 [contactmusic.com]