Burrito Blunder

"Burrito Boy" brings 30-inch burrito to school, some idiot thinks it's a weapon.

A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High. The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon [SF Gate]

First Bennifer, Now TomKat

[Photo: Media Blvd.]

Jesus Rocks

A man from North Dakota is selling a rock over eBay that has an image resembling Jesus on it. But there's an added bonus: When you turn the rock over, an image of a big-nosed Elvis appears. Bidding stars at $19.99.

Another Jesus Rock, But With Bonus Elvis Image! [eBay]

Woodpecker Not Extinct, Living in JLo's Hair

A woodpecker thought to be extinct was found living in the Mississippi basin. A woman thought to be talented was seen at the Latin Billboard Awards in Miami (below).

[Photo: JJB]


Magical Moments

It's prom time again! This year's trend for teens: Ditch the date on your arm and drag the baby in your stomach! You'll never have to dance alone.

Bobby Brown Morphs Into Flava Flav


Looks like Ross has found a new fossil. There are reports that Kim Cattrall is dating David Schwimmer. Poor Jennifer Anniston, now she's lost her fake TV husband too.