Romancing the Stone

Are Sharon Stone and Christian Slater an item? The Insider and Entertainment Weekly seem to be hinting (and mentioning it every five seconds on their respective shows) at it. The two were spotted holding hands at last night's Hollywood Film Festival's 10th Annual Hollywood Awards...


Wanna Waller in the Back of Your Impala

Who exactly are the lovely ladies that were pictured with Mel Gibson (aka "MG") on the Post this morning? We have a pretty reliable inside source who dropped this e-mail (with camera phone picture) in our inbox this morning:

Hey everyone! I hope that you guys are all doing well. Sorry that I haven't called many of you back, but I've been in LA the past two weeks for work and the time difference made it difficult. Anyway, I wanted to share some crazy stories that happened while I was out there. (I still can't believe the last one!)...

Anyway, the two weeks were great, however, the best story happened this past Thursday. My boss flew in for the last two days of the audit and we headed out to a nice dinner at 'The Ivy' (another restaurant that I've read about!). As we were leaving, a black Escalade with tinted windows pulled up. I knew that it must be a celebrity, so I waited until they opened the door and out stepped Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend! An entourage of people swept her into the restaurant....it was kind of crazy. Anyway, after we left dinner we went to our hotel to change and then headed to a bar in Malibu. The bar was awesome....it had a huge deck over the ocean. To make a long story, short.......Mel Gibson ended up walking in. I saw him and went over to introduce myself. When I walked up to him he smiled and gave me a hug. I grabbed his hand and told him that I wanted to introduce him to my co-workers. I brought him over to where they were standing and he bought me a drink. He proceeded to give me and my male co-worker a kiss on the cheek! He ended up partying with us for the next 2 1/2 hours! At one point he was standing at the bar across from me and making faces at me (sticking his tounge out, etc...) so I stuck mine out back at him. He reached over the bar and grabbed a bottle of Grey Goose from behind the bar and kept filling our glasses up......so needless to say, the night started to get a little fuzzy. (Yesterday my manager told me that he knew he was buzzed, but all of a sudden was pretty drunk and couldn't figure it out. He said that he then remembered that Mel kept topping his glass off!) I know that I lost sight of him for a minute and when I found him, I walked up and kicked him in the butt. Apparently, he turned around and came back over to talk. My co-worker (who was driving) said that I kept calling him 'MG' all night. At 2:30ish, the bar was closing and we were being shuffled out. My co-worker said that I grabbed the keys out of Mel's hands and told him that he wasn't allowed to drive. I guess that I lectured him for awhile and then finally gave them back. Apparently, he whispered something in my ear, but I can't exactly remember all of it. My co-worker offered to drive him home, however, I knew that he wasn't about to step into a rented Chevy Impala with a bunch of strangers. So.....he proceeded to hop into his Lexus and drive off. We found out yesterday that he was arrested with a DUI!!!! I read the story on CNN and E-Online. I can't believe it!!!

Believe it, bitches...and next time, opt for the upgrade at Hertz.


Life Imitates Art

Milo Ventimiglia plays jerky Jess on Gilmore Girls. On the show he's treated Rory (Alexis Bledel) like total crap and it looks like he does the same in real life as well! Cursing out your girlfriend and making her cry in public is so cool. Good luck with the Bedford Diaries, buddy.

Gawker Stalker [Gawker]


In the Can, Tucan Sam

In the latest issue of InStyle Home, Mariah Carey discusses her "Hello Kitty"-themed bathroom. If that's not scary enough, Mimi claims that "Lindsay Lohan, Sean Lennon and I had a jam session in there the other night. They were obsessed with my Hello Kitty bathroom."

UPDATE: A Feder-Fetus Grows in Brooklyn

I headed over to Brooklyn today (in the pouring rain) to see the birth of Sean Preston Federline immortalized in clay in all his crowning-out glory. Honestly, it's really not half it's cracked up to be. There were literally two people there (one of them being me and the other being my friend who dragged me there), three if you count Ted Williams' sculpted decapitated head staring down at us. The best part was the "It's a Boy" blue ballons and cookies that the artist situated around good old Brit.

Britney Sculpture Causes Uproar [ITV.com]


Ice Age Triumphs Over Stone Age

This weekend's box office numbers are in and in not-so-suprising news, Basic Instinct 2 proved to be a total flop. Raking in only $3.2 million dollars, the "sexy" sequel tied Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector as the 10th-most seen movie of the weekend. Ice Age froze out the rest of the competition raking in $70.5 million.

"Ice Age" Freezes Out "Instinct" [E! Online]


Separated at Birth


Mama Told Me Not to Come

Candy Spelling, mother of our favorite 90210 grad Tori Spelling is pissed off. And it's not because Donna Martin almost didn't graduate. Reports are claiming that Dandy Candy is giving Tori the cold shoulder because she parodies her in her new TV show, “So NoTORIous," by referring to the eBay room she has in her house. Wonder if she ever came across this jewel in her travels.

Tori, Tori, Tori! Hijinks Enrage Spelling Mom [Boston Herald]


A Feder-Fetus Grows in Brooklyn

In case you missed the horror of the birth of Sean Preston Federline the first time around, you can catch it all again thanks to the beauty of clay. In an exhibit entitled "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," artist Daniel Edwards hopes to promote his pro-life beliefs by creating a "a life-size version of the pop princess naked and pregnant, crouching face-down on a bare-toothed bear rug as the baby's head appears on the opposite end." The sculpture will be displayed in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and will require the gallery to have extra security on hand...to notify K-Fed that the art is not actually his real son, no doubt.
Britney Sculpture of Birth Causes Stir [SF Gate]


Friends Fan Gets Medieval on Jolie

A crazy lady wearing a Friends T-shirt reportedly tried to slap Angelina Jolie in Berlin's Nola Restaurant, where Jolie was dining with Brad Pitt. The woman marched in the restaurant screaming, "Where is that home wrecking Angelina?" and lunged for the pregnant vixen. No one was hurt, as Jolie's bodyguards intervened. No word if the woman was sent by Jennifer A....
It Was Only A Matter Of Time [PerezHilton.com]

Sheryl Crow Finally Realizes Lance Is an Ass

Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have split after two years of dating. Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow Split [People.com]


Mailyn Manson: Angelina's Next Victim?

Marilyn Manson has offered Angelina Jolie a role in his new movie, "Phantasmagora: The Visions of Lewis Carroll." Manson plans to play the "Alice in Wonderland" author, and Jolie has been approached to be cast as the Red Queen. Jolie To Star with Manson? [SF Gate]

Their Love Is Like Bad Medicine

Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora are calling it quits after 11 years. Locklear filed for divorce today citing "irreconcilable differences." Heather Locklear Files for Divorce [People.com]

Former Full House star, Jodi Sweetin, is also getting divorced. Oh yeah, and she was also a meth addict. Meth Addiction Led Jodie Sweetin of 'Full House' to Live 'Double Life' [Fox News]

Sienna Miller used Jude Law to further her career. Because what else could she possibly see in him? Sienna Miller Used Ex Fiancé Jude Law to Help Her Career [The Bosh]


Well, Well, Well, Ring That Wedding Bell

Jessica McClure ("Baby Jessica") got married this weekend to a 32-year old. She's 19. The two met at daycare center where the groom's sister worked with McClure. There are still a few gifts left for gift giving on their Wal-Mart Registry so act now! 'Baby Jessica' Marries Small-Town Sweetheart [People]

It's All About the "O"

Oprah has been taking this James Frey "Million Little Pieces" scandal quite personally. Several of her staffers are quoted as saying O's "very stressed out and upset about it." Oprah was so upset, in fact, that on her very special confrontation show this week with Frey she used the word "I" 119 times during the show. But how many times did she use the word "Frey/fry?" Just asking. Frey Fallout: Inside info from Harpo [TMZ]

What is La Lohan doing spending the night at Bryan Adam's London house. And what is she doing walking up the stairs with a ceramic teacup covered with lotion? Doesn't Lins know you put the lotion in the basket? Lotion Slip Up Leaves Lohan in Stitches [contactmusic.com]

Wonder Queers

Double standard alert!

Eddie Murphy picks up a transvestite hooker one time and all of a sudden, he’s the next Paul Reubens, but Fred Savage cruises a gay bar and it’s just harmless hetero research, “sort of.” It's a Gay, Gay Word for Fred Savage [USA Today]


This Cannot Be True

My brain is unable to process the following information: Da Brat and David Gest (Liza Minelli's ex walking wax figure) are hooking up. Please refer to photos for visual vomit.

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Taking The Ugly Out Of Barfugly [PerezHilton.com]

How many goals did author James (Jimi) Frey score during his Michigan high school soccer career? [The Smoking Gun]


Shine On You Crazy Diamond

While I'll laugh at anything Star Jones-related, this news article referring to her as a "lightbulb head" is absolutely hysterical. Star Jones Goes Barmy on Radio [All Headline News]

Angelina Jolie says she'll never marry Brad Pitt...why not, Angie? Isn't the third time supposed to be a charm? Angelina Jolie Says: "We Will Never Marry" [Star Pulse]

Breaking: David Lee Roth is impossible to work with. You might as well "jump" ship because if you are on staff and you were not already aware of this 20 years ago, then you be crazy. Things Unraveling Quickly For David Lee Roth [Post Chronicle]


Ill Communication

What's the mysterious illness plaguing Beastie Boy Adam Horowitz? At this week's Sundance Film Festival, it was reported that Horowitz had developed a bad reaction to flash photography and that lensmen were not permitted to use flashes at the event.

Page Six [New York Post]

Linds Vs. Yoko

There have been several reports recently that La Lohan might be dating Sean Lennon (and Jared Leto and Bruce Willis and whoever else buys her a drink for the night). The two met when Lindsay was researching for her new movie, “Chapter 27,” which chronicles the murder of Sean's father, John Lennon. This recent friendship can't make mom Yoko Ono happy, considering she tried to halt filming of Lindsay's movie outside the Dakota this week. Enter the dragon...

Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Lennon [All Headline News]
Ono Tries to Halt Filming of Movie About Lennon's Killer
[Fox News]


Lost Stars Engaged

Lost stars Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly are reportedly engaged. The rumor comes only hours after the castmates received a raise ranging from $20,000 to $40,000 more per episode for a third series of the hit show.

Evangeline Lilly Engaged [Female First]

Crude Jude Goes Home

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have broken up for the one millionth time. Not exactly exciting news, except for the fact that Law reportedly is moving back in with the ex-wife, Sadie Frost, while he shoots a new movie in California. Why pay for a nanny when you can get one for free?

Jude Law & Sienna Miller Split For Good? The Post Chronicle


Paris Nixes Hef

There IS one thing Paris Hilton won't do. The socialite claims that Playboy maven, Hugh Hefner, has been hassling her since the ripe age of 17 to pose in his magazine.

“They’ve asked me a million times. He has been after me since I was 17, and I was offered a lot of money. I will never do it. Why? Because I am Paris Hilton.”

Paris does, however, have no qualms about making sex tapes. Why? Because she's Paris Hilton.

Paris Snubs Playboy Offer [Mumbai Mirror]


Down the Hatch

Say it ain't so. Tight-as-a-drum Teri Hatcher and George Clooney have been spotted. Together. And we thought Teri was the desperate one.

Are George Clooney & Teri Hatcher an Item? People News


Tyra Banks: Mega-Bitch

Surreal Life star Adrianne Curry is lashing out at Tyra Banks in an interview in the February issue of Playboy, reports New York Daily News.

"She's really mean. She's Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde," says Curry. "She can be the sweetest person in the world, but once that camera is off, she's Naomi Campbell, in your face."

Curry also goes on to talk in length about her romantic relationship with real-life beau, Christopher Knight, in the mag. Except nobody cares about that.

'Top Model' Winner Bashes Tyra Banks (AZCentral)