Pauly Shore is a sex addict. Good luck with that whole thing, Buuuuuuuuuudyyyyy! Pauly Shore A Sex Addict [softpedia.com]
Sienna cheated first, but with "someone" hotter. Take that, Jude! Remainders: Blind Item, Schmind Item [Gawker]
Tom Arnold may be the wisest man in Hollywood. The former Mr. Roseanne told Entertainment Weekly that he warned his next-door neighbors, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, to "be careful." Because no one else in the free world could see the horrific result of this union churning out something horrible. Britney, the Girl Next Door [NY Daily News]
Arrest is Made in a Surprising Celebrity Scam [ABC Local]
Don't worry, Tori, you can rest assured that your husband doesn't love you for your acting skills. He loves you for your daddy's money.
Spelling Lover Has Never Seen 90210 [contactmusic.com]
I'm a Yankee Doodle closet-case,
She's my Yankee Doodle beard
Tara Reid came to Hollywood just to show her nipple
I am a Yankee Doodle Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD (or Ron L. Hubbard) BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!
Bob Saget Is God: The Proof [bobsagetisgod.com]
Scissor Sister Hits Out at 'Shallow Hilton' [contactmusic.com]