Punky Brewster Spawns an Even Worse Name

Soleil Moon Frye, best known for her role as Penelope 'Punky' Brewster gave birth Wednesday morning to a baby girl named Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. No word if Henry will adopt this unfortunate child as well.

Robin Givens and It Up to Eddie Murphy

Robin Givens, ex-wife of Mike Tyson and former girlfriend of Brad Pitt, just added another notch to her bedpost with tranny-lover, Eddie Murphy. The pair was seen flirting at Hollywood's hot Cabana Club over the weekend. Murphy filed for divorce only a couple of weeks ago.

Murphy and Givens Enjoy Night Out [SF Gate Daily Dish]

Ain't No Hiding It Now

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Something Just Gave

Keanu Reeves has reportedly split with 28-year-old actress Lynn Collins to date Diane Keaton. Keaton, 59, and 40-year-old Reeves co-starred in Something's Gotta Give last year and were romantically linked earlier this year.

Keanu Reeves Splits With Lynn Collins? [Monsters and Critics]

Class-less Act

Britney the Bigamist

British television and radio presenter Richard Bacon is claiming that there is a very good chance that he is the legal husband of Britney Spears. According to Bacon, the pop princess signed a legal marriage document stating during an interview in 2002. Although the document was immediately ripped up, there was never an official annulment, which means Spears's marriage to Kevin Federline might not be legal.

Britney Spears Married Richard Bacon? [The Bosh]

It's Over for Good This Time

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Call It Quits [earthtimes.org]

Hilary Duff Looking Rough

Mmmmm...Kids' Beer

Kids: they're just like us...and, according to Tomomasu Co., maker of the sudsy sweet Kidsbeer, "Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink." The company is racking up monthly shipments of 75,000 bottles of its nonalcholoic brew, which is colored brown to look like grandpa's old cough medicine. Kids are buying it hook, line and drinker!

Kidsbeer Proves Hit Suds for Minors
[The Japan Times Online]

Bottoms Up: We're Baaaaack

Sorry for the necessary hiatus, we've been having some major technical difficulties coupled with the need for a minor vacation over here. But we're back up and running as of today.

Uncle Jesse: Smashed & Trashed

Have Mercy!

Huey Lewis and Other News

The Great White Way is getting a little hipper. Musician Huey Lewis is the latest "star" to strut his stuff on Broadway in Chicago. Everyone who buys a ticket will need a new drug to make it through the performance. Huey Lewis to Star in 'Chicago' on B'way [Newsday.com]

Pauly Shore is a sex addict. Good luck with that whole thing, Buuuuuuuuuudyyyyy! Pauly Shore A Sex Addict [softpedia.com]

Sienna cheated first, but with "someone" hotter. Take that, Jude! Remainders: Blind Item, Schmind Item [Gawker]

Tom Arnold may be the wisest man in Hollywood. The former Mr. Roseanne told Entertainment Weekly that he warned his next-door neighbors, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, to "be careful." Because no one else in the free world could see the horrific result of this union churning out something horrible. Britney, the Girl Next Door [NY Daily News]

Jessica Simpson Scammer Gets Slammed

Courtney Handel may be the smartest woman in Jersey. The 23-year old woman had amassed more than $12,000 in free merchandise by posing as Jessica Simpson's growth/assistant, CaCee Cobb, before she was caught by authorities this week. Handel managed to score free loot from such companies as PH Advantage cosmetics, Pagliei jewelry, Ted Rossi handbags, Peter Thomas Roth skin care and Fake Bake Tanning Products, all of which can be purchased on eBay for a fraction of their retail price.


Arrest is Made in a Surprising Celebrity Scam [ABC Local]

Look, Jude, No Ring!

Jude's woman scorned, Sienna Miller, is no longer sporting her engagement rock.

Jack Be Nimble

Jack Osbourne is getting hot! The former heavyweight and reality star has lost a ton of weight and embraced a healthy lifestlye—no booze, no drugs, no bread, no sweets.


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Willy Wonka and the D-List Celeb Factory

Malcolm in the Marriage

Malcolm in the Middle's Frankie Muniz, 19, is engaged to his girlfriend Jamie. That's what happens when you're home-schooled.



'Malcolm' Star Pops the Question [PittsburghLive.com]

Ashlee Simpson, Rosie O'Donnell Out of Hiding

Hippie Jesus Freak Turns Water Into Wine

Danny Tanner not on hand to combat stains.

Donna Martin Diss

Tori Spelling's hubby Charlie Shanian is the luckiest man in the world. The horse-face lovah has never seen an episode of Beverly Hills 90210. "He had never seen Beverly Hills 90210 before, which I liked because my whole life I would meet people who liked me because they saw me on TV," Spelling said. True dat.

Don't worry, Tori, you can rest assured that your husband doesn't love you for your acting skills. He loves you for your daddy's money.



Spelling Lover Has Never Seen 90210 [contactmusic.com]