
10.24.2006
Romancing the Stone

8.01.2006
Wanna Waller in the Back of Your Impala


Hey everyone! I hope that you guys are all doing well. Sorry that I haven't called many of you back, but I've been in LA the past two weeks for work and the time difference made it difficult. Anyway, I wanted to share some crazy stories that happened while I was out there. (I still can't believe the last one!)...
Anyway, the two weeks were great, however, the best story happened this past Thursday. My boss flew in for the last two days of the audit and we headed out to a nice dinner at 'The Ivy' (another restaurant that I've read about!). As we were leaving, a black Escalade with tinted windows pulled up. I knew that it must be a celebrity, so I waited until they opened the door and out stepped Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend! An entourage of people swept her into the restaurant....it was kind of crazy. Anyway, after we left dinner we went to our hotel to change and then headed to a bar in Malibu. The bar was awesome....it had a huge deck over the ocean. To make a long story, short.......Mel Gibson ended up walking in. I saw him and went over to introduce myself. When I walked up to him he smiled and gave me a hug. I grabbed his hand and told him that I wanted to introduce him to my co-workers. I brought him over to where they were standing and he bought me a drink. He proceeded to give me and my male co-worker a kiss on the cheek! He ended up partying with us for the next 2 1/2 hours! At one point he was standing at the bar across from me and making faces at me (sticking his tounge out, etc...) so I stuck mine out back at him. He reached over the bar and grabbed a bottle of Grey Goose from behind the bar and kept filling our glasses up......so needless to say, the night started to get a little fuzzy. (Yesterday my manager told me that he knew he was buzzed, but all of a sudden was pretty drunk and couldn't figure it out. He said that he then remembered that Mel kept topping his glass off!) I know that I lost sight of him for a minute and when I found him, I walked up and kicked him in the butt. Apparently, he turned around and came back over to talk. My co-worker (who was driving) said that I kept calling him 'MG' all night. At 2:30ish, the bar was closing and we were being shuffled out. My co-worker said that I grabbed the keys out of Mel's hands and told him that he wasn't allowed to drive. I guess that I lectured him for awhile and then finally gave them back. Apparently, he whispered something in my ear, but I can't exactly remember all of it. My co-worker offered to drive him home, however, I knew that he wasn't about to step into a rented Chevy Impala with a bunch of strangers. So.....he proceeded to hop into his Lexus and drive off. We found out yesterday that he was arrested with a DUI!!!! I read the story on CNN and E-Online. I can't believe it!!!
Believe it, bitches...and next time, opt for the upgrade at Hertz.
5.10.2006
Life Imitates Art

Gawker Stalker [Gawker]
4.08.2006
UPDATE: A Feder-Fetus Grows in Brooklyn

Britney Sculpture Causes Uproar [ITV.com]
4.02.2006
Ice Age Triumphs Over Stone Age

"Ice Age" Freezes Out "Instinct" [E! Online]
3.31.2006
3.29.2006
Mama Told Me Not to Come

Tori, Tori, Tori! Hijinks Enrage Spelling Mom [Boston Herald]
3.28.2006
A Feder-Fetus Grows in Brooklyn

Britney Sculpture of Birth Causes Stir [SF Gate]
2.04.2006
Friends Fan Gets Medieval on Jolie

It Was Only A Matter Of Time [PerezHilton.com]
Sheryl Crow Finally Realizes Lance Is an Ass

2.02.2006
Mailyn Manson: Angelina's Next Victim?
Marilyn Manson has offered Angelina Jolie a role in his new movie, "Phantasmagora: The Visions of Lewis Carroll." Manson plans to play the "Alice in Wonderland" author, and Jolie has been approached to be cast as the Red Queen. Jolie To Star with Manson? [SF Gate]
Their Love Is Like Bad Medicine

Former Full House star, Jodi Sweetin, is also getting divorced. Oh yeah, and she was also a meth addict. Meth Addiction Led Jodie Sweetin of 'Full House' to Live 'Double Life' [Fox News]
Sienna Miller used Jude Law to further her career. Because what else could she possibly see in him? Sienna Miller Used Ex Fiancé Jude Law to Help Her Career [The Bosh]
1.29.2006
Well, Well, Well, Ring That Wedding Bell

It's All About the "O"

What is La Lohan doing spending the night at Bryan Adam's London house. And what is she doing walking up the stairs with a ceramic teacup covered with lotion? Doesn't Lins know you put the lotion in the basket? Lotion Slip Up Leaves Lohan in Stitches [contactmusic.com]
Wonder Queers

Eddie Murphy picks up a transvestite hooker one time and all of a sudden, he’s the next Paul Reubens, but Fred Savage cruises a gay bar and it’s just harmless hetero research, “sort of.” It's a Gay, Gay Word for Fred Savage [USA Today]
1.28.2006
This Cannot Be True
My brain is unable to process the following information: Da Brat and David Gest (Liza Minelli's ex walking wax figure) are hooking up. Please refer to photos for visual vomit.


Image and Info via A Socialite's Life


Image and Info via A Socialite's Life
Best Contests. Ever.

Taking The Ugly Out Of Barfugly [PerezHilton.com]
How many goals did author James (Jimi) Frey score during his Michigan high school soccer career? [The Smoking Gun]
1.27.2006
Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Angelina Jolie says she'll never marry Brad Pitt...why not, Angie? Isn't the third time supposed to be a charm? Angelina Jolie Says: "We Will Never Marry" [Star Pulse]
Breaking: David Lee Roth is impossible to work with. You might as well "jump" ship because if you are on staff and you were not already aware of this 20 years ago, then you be crazy. Things Unraveling Quickly For David Lee Roth [Post Chronicle]
1.24.2006
Ill Communication

Page Six [New York Post]
Linds Vs. Yoko
There have been several reports recently that La Lohan might be dating Sean Lennon (and Jared Leto and Bruce Willis and whoever else buys her a drink for the night). The two met when Lindsay was researching for her new movie, “Chapter 27,” which chronicles the murder of Sean's father, John Lennon. This recent friendship can't make mom Yoko Ono happy, considering she tried to halt filming of Lindsay's movie outside the Dakota this week. Enter the dragon...
Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Lennon [All Headline News]
Ono Tries to Halt Filming of Movie About Lennon's Killer
[Fox News]
Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Lennon [All Headline News]
Ono Tries to Halt Filming of Movie About Lennon's Killer
[Fox News]
1.23.2006
Lost Stars Engaged

Evangeline Lilly Engaged [Female First]
Crude Jude Goes Home
Jude Law and Sienna Miller have broken up for the one millionth time. Not exactly exciting news, except for the fact that Law reportedly is moving back in with the ex-wife, Sadie Frost, while he shoots a new movie in California. Why pay for a nanny when you can get one for free?
Jude Law & Sienna Miller Split For Good? The Post Chronicle
Jude Law & Sienna Miller Split For Good? The Post Chronicle
1.22.2006
Paris Nixes Hef

“They’ve asked me a million times. He has been after me since I was 17, and I was offered a lot of money. I will never do it. Why? Because I am Paris Hilton.”
Paris does, however, have no qualms about making sex tapes. Why? Because she's Paris Hilton.
Paris Snubs Playboy Offer [Mumbai Mirror]
1.19.2006
Down the Hatch

Are George Clooney & Teri Hatcher an Item? People News
1.17.2006
Tyra Banks: Mega-Bitch

"She's really mean. She's Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde," says Curry. "She can be the sweetest person in the world, but once that camera is off, she's Naomi Campbell, in your face."
Curry also goes on to talk in length about her romantic relationship with real-life beau, Christopher Knight, in the mag. Except nobody cares about that.
'Top Model' Winner Bashes Tyra Banks (AZCentral)
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