Chicks Before Greeks

Remember that episode of Full House where Uncle Jesse and Joey were fighting over the same hard-rocking, full-out headbanging metal chick? Neither do we...but at any rate, the end of the episode had the two mullet-heads realizing that their friendship was more valuable than a quickie in the kitchen while baby Michelle slept soundly upstairs. Unfortunately, Paris Hilton missed the moral of the story and is not only shacking up with friend Mary Kate Olsens' ex Stravos, but is flaunting it four ways til Monday. Check out the PDA in the pics.