Burrito Blunder

"Burrito Boy" brings 30-inch burrito to school, some idiot thinks it's a weapon.

A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High. The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon [SF Gate]