Separated at Birth

Mama Told Me Not to Come

Candy Spelling, mother of our favorite 90210 grad Tori Spelling is pissed off. And it's not because Donna Martin almost didn't graduate. Reports are claiming that Dandy Candy is giving Tori the cold shoulder because she parodies her in her new TV show, “So NoTORIous," by referring to the eBay room she has in her house. Wonder if she ever came across this jewel in her travels.

Tori, Tori, Tori! Hijinks Enrage Spelling Mom [Boston Herald]

A Feder-Fetus Grows in Brooklyn

In case you missed the horror of the birth of Sean Preston Federline the first time around, you can catch it all again thanks to the beauty of clay. In an exhibit entitled "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," artist Daniel Edwards hopes to promote his pro-life beliefs by creating a "a life-size version of the pop princess naked and pregnant, crouching face-down on a bare-toothed bear rug as the baby's head appears on the opposite end." The sculpture will be displayed in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and will require the gallery to have extra security on hand...to notify K-Fed that the art is not actually his real son, no doubt.
Britney Sculpture of Birth Causes Stir [SF Gate]