Just Married!

After almost three years of speculation, Ashton Kutcher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42, took the plunge and got married last night in Moore's Hollywood Hills home. Bruce Willis was paid the big bucks to stand by and look happy.

Tacky Romijn Formerly Stamos

Congrats to Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell. The pair got engaged on Sunday and announced the good news to the world on Monday. But not just any Monday. This Monday was September 19, 2005, which would have been Rebecca and her former husband John Stamos's 7-year anniversary. The divorced couple married on this day in 1998. Coincidence? We think not.

Oprah Dishes on Hermes

In her show's season opener, Oprah dished on the "incident" that happened in Hermes this summer during her trip to Paris. "I was upset because one person at the store was so rude. Not the whole company...one woman. That was exactly what happened." Um, we've been waiting all summer for that?

Me and Mrs. Jones

Oh, Star! Even though you've given up the Big Mac for the Big Gay Al, you still managed to look like a gigantic pile of purple turds last night.

Happy Anniversary to the Federlines

It's been one year since the white-trash union of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Today, the couple is celebrating their first wedding anniversary and the birth of Kevin's third child, Preston Federline. Congrats!

The Horse Files for Divorce

Tori Spelling Splitting With Husband [ABC News]

The Giant Ass Gets a Second Chance

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards were seen holding hands in Hollywood yesterday afternoon. The pair is giving their union another shot, although Richards filed for divorce in March when she was seven months pregnant with the couple's second child. "It's the first time I got dumped in my life," Sheen said. "I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass."

PMS Federline Cometh

[Image via PerezHilton.com]

Tara-ble Week

Tara Reid is having the worst week ever. On Thursday it was reported that the drunk vixen was robbed of $180,000 worth of jewelry at Spain's Ibiza airport. To add insult to a horrible boob job, defamer.com reported on Friday that Reid's globetrotting party show, Taradise, has been cancelled by the E! network. First a broken engagement to Carson Daly and now an even-more broken career.


Tara Reid loses Valuables to Spanish Thief
[United Press International]

Taradise Lost [Defamer]

Tori Spelling Is More Popular Than You

Celebs Tell Their Tales of Stalkers on The Investigators
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