Punky Brewster Spawns an Even Worse Name

Soleil Moon Frye, best known for her role as Penelope 'Punky' Brewster gave birth Wednesday morning to a baby girl named Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. No word if Henry will adopt this unfortunate child as well.

Robin Givens and It Up to Eddie Murphy

Robin Givens, ex-wife of Mike Tyson and former girlfriend of Brad Pitt, just added another notch to her bedpost with tranny-lover, Eddie Murphy. The pair was seen flirting at Hollywood's hot Cabana Club over the weekend. Murphy filed for divorce only a couple of weeks ago.

Murphy and Givens Enjoy Night Out [SF Gate Daily Dish]

Ain't No Hiding It Now

[Images via JJB]

Something Just Gave

Keanu Reeves has reportedly split with 28-year-old actress Lynn Collins to date Diane Keaton. Keaton, 59, and 40-year-old Reeves co-starred in Something's Gotta Give last year and were romantically linked earlier this year.

Keanu Reeves Splits With Lynn Collins? [Monsters and Critics]

Class-less Act

Britney the Bigamist

British television and radio presenter Richard Bacon is claiming that there is a very good chance that he is the legal husband of Britney Spears. According to Bacon, the pop princess signed a legal marriage document stating during an interview in 2002. Although the document was immediately ripped up, there was never an official annulment, which means Spears's marriage to Kevin Federline might not be legal.

Britney Spears Married Richard Bacon? [The Bosh]

It's Over for Good This Time

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Call It Quits [earthtimes.org]

Hilary Duff Looking Rough

Mmmmm...Kids' Beer

Kids: they're just like us...and, according to Tomomasu Co., maker of the sudsy sweet Kidsbeer, "Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink." The company is racking up monthly shipments of 75,000 bottles of its nonalcholoic brew, which is colored brown to look like grandpa's old cough medicine. Kids are buying it hook, line and drinker!

Kidsbeer Proves Hit Suds for Minors
[The Japan Times Online]

Bottoms Up: We're Baaaaack

Sorry for the necessary hiatus, we've been having some major technical difficulties coupled with the need for a minor vacation over here. But we're back up and running as of today.