Just Married!

After almost three years of speculation, Ashton Kutcher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42, took the plunge and got married last night in Moore's Hollywood Hills home. Bruce Willis was paid the big bucks to stand by and look happy.

Tacky Romijn Formerly Stamos

Congrats to Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell. The pair got engaged on Sunday and announced the good news to the world on Monday. But not just any Monday. This Monday was September 19, 2005, which would have been Rebecca and her former husband John Stamos's 7-year anniversary. The divorced couple married on this day in 1998. Coincidence? We think not.

Oprah Dishes on Hermes

In her show's season opener, Oprah dished on the "incident" that happened in Hermes this summer during her trip to Paris. "I was upset because one person at the store was so rude. Not the whole company...one woman. That was exactly what happened." Um, we've been waiting all summer for that?

Me and Mrs. Jones

Oh, Star! Even though you've given up the Big Mac for the Big Gay Al, you still managed to look like a gigantic pile of purple turds last night.

Happy Anniversary to the Federlines

It's been one year since the white-trash union of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Today, the couple is celebrating their first wedding anniversary and the birth of Kevin's third child, Preston Federline. Congrats!

The Horse Files for Divorce

Tori Spelling Splitting With Husband [ABC News]

The Giant Ass Gets a Second Chance

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards were seen holding hands in Hollywood yesterday afternoon. The pair is giving their union another shot, although Richards filed for divorce in March when she was seven months pregnant with the couple's second child. "It's the first time I got dumped in my life," Sheen said. "I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass."

PMS Federline Cometh

[Image via PerezHilton.com]

Tara-ble Week

Tara Reid is having the worst week ever. On Thursday it was reported that the drunk vixen was robbed of $180,000 worth of jewelry at Spain's Ibiza airport. To add insult to a horrible boob job, defamer.com reported on Friday that Reid's globetrotting party show, Taradise, has been cancelled by the E! network. First a broken engagement to Carson Daly and now an even-more broken career.


Tara Reid loses Valuables to Spanish Thief
[United Press International]

Taradise Lost [Defamer]

Tori Spelling Is More Popular Than You

Celebs Tell Their Tales of Stalkers on The Investigators
Sun Sentinel

Punky Brewster Spawns an Even Worse Name

Soleil Moon Frye, best known for her role as Penelope 'Punky' Brewster gave birth Wednesday morning to a baby girl named Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. No word if Henry will adopt this unfortunate child as well.

Robin Givens and It Up to Eddie Murphy

Robin Givens, ex-wife of Mike Tyson and former girlfriend of Brad Pitt, just added another notch to her bedpost with tranny-lover, Eddie Murphy. The pair was seen flirting at Hollywood's hot Cabana Club over the weekend. Murphy filed for divorce only a couple of weeks ago.

Murphy and Givens Enjoy Night Out [SF Gate Daily Dish]

Ain't No Hiding It Now

[Images via JJB]

Something Just Gave

Keanu Reeves has reportedly split with 28-year-old actress Lynn Collins to date Diane Keaton. Keaton, 59, and 40-year-old Reeves co-starred in Something's Gotta Give last year and were romantically linked earlier this year.

Keanu Reeves Splits With Lynn Collins? [Monsters and Critics]

Class-less Act

Britney the Bigamist

British television and radio presenter Richard Bacon is claiming that there is a very good chance that he is the legal husband of Britney Spears. According to Bacon, the pop princess signed a legal marriage document stating during an interview in 2002. Although the document was immediately ripped up, there was never an official annulment, which means Spears's marriage to Kevin Federline might not be legal.

Britney Spears Married Richard Bacon? [The Bosh]

It's Over for Good This Time

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Call It Quits [earthtimes.org]

Hilary Duff Looking Rough

Mmmmm...Kids' Beer

Kids: they're just like us...and, according to Tomomasu Co., maker of the sudsy sweet Kidsbeer, "Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink." The company is racking up monthly shipments of 75,000 bottles of its nonalcholoic brew, which is colored brown to look like grandpa's old cough medicine. Kids are buying it hook, line and drinker!

Kidsbeer Proves Hit Suds for Minors
[The Japan Times Online]

Bottoms Up: We're Baaaaack

Sorry for the necessary hiatus, we've been having some major technical difficulties coupled with the need for a minor vacation over here. But we're back up and running as of today.