MK Loves NY

Everyone's favorite stick figure made some enemies Monday night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala. Breaking New York City law, Mary Kate Olsen lit up continually in the MET bathroom, much to the disgust of other bathroom-goers.




Olsen Breaks NYC Smoking Ban [IMDB]

Idol Exposed: Randy Jackson Used to Be in Journey

Last night "Primetime Live" reported that American Idol's "celebrity" judge Paula Abdul allegedly had an affair with contestant Corey Clark during the 2003 season. As Rosie said on her blog:

wow 2 adults
who gives a shit

The big news reported during the special was that Randy Jackson used to be in Journey. I guess the wheel in the sky really does keep on turning.


[Photo: Yahoo TV]

You Did Your Thing, Dog [Journey Zone]

Paris Hilton Ready for the Mommy Life

Socialite Paris Hilton is ready to start procreating with her latest love-interest, Paris Lastis. Hilton claims she has accomplished "everything that she wanted to already." That didn't take long.



Hilton Wants Kids to Complete Her [IMDB]

Colin Farrell Denied by 70-Year Old

Dame Eileen Atkins just says "no."


[Photo: Getty Images]

Farrell's Failed Seduction [This Is London]

When Tommy Met Tara

Everyone's favorite washed-out party animals have found each other!



An Ideal Couple [Page Six]

Cruise Cooties

[Photo: JJB]

Burger Behemoth

[Photo: Gigabeach]

Pa. Eatery Offers New 15-Pound Burger [My Way News]

Armageddon: Garner Pregnant With Affleck's Baby

[Photo: JJB]

Chilly Finger Is the Real Thing

N.C. Man Finds Finger in Frozen Custard [SF Gate]

Bride Comes Back for $225 Cake Plate

[Photo: macys.com]

Macy's Celebrates the Wedding of Jennifer Wilbanks and John Mason [weddingchannel.net]

Paris Hilton Wax Figure Unveiled

Paris Hilton's wax figure was unveiled at Madame Tussaud's in Times Square, New York City yesterday. The museum estimates the piece costs more than $100,000. That's awfully expensive for a tranny love doll.


[Photo: Abaca Press]

Timberlake and Diaz to Wed

Timberlake and Diaz to Marry on Saturday [Contact Music]

Banana Hammock Swings Again

NJ Beach Town Repeals Ban on Speedo [Newsday]

Burrito Blunder

"Burrito Boy" brings 30-inch burrito to school, some idiot thinks it's a weapon.

A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High. The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon [SF Gate]

First Bennifer, Now TomKat

[Photo: Media Blvd.]

Jesus Rocks

A man from North Dakota is selling a rock over eBay that has an image resembling Jesus on it. But there's an added bonus: When you turn the rock over, an image of a big-nosed Elvis appears. Bidding stars at $19.99.



Another Jesus Rock, But With Bonus Elvis Image! [eBay]

Woodpecker Not Extinct, Living in JLo's Hair

A woodpecker thought to be extinct was found living in the Mississippi basin. A woman thought to be talented was seen at the Latin Billboard Awards in Miami (below).


[Photo: JJB]

Magical Moments

It's prom time again! This year's trend for teens: Ditch the date on your arm and drag the baby in your stomach! You'll never have to dance alone.

Bobby Brown Morphs Into Flava Flav

TBS T&A

Looks like Ross has found a new fossil. There are reports that Kim Cattrall is dating David Schwimmer. Poor Jennifer Anniston, now she's lost her fake TV husband too.