5.15.2005

Wild on Rodman


[Photo: Wire Image]

Crack Is Whack Pt. II

J. Lo's all Whitney Houston style.

Chappelle Sane, Everyone Else So Crazy



Chappelle Speaks: What I Did for $50 Million [Drudge Report]

5.13.2005

Hollywood Herpes Precription List

Stay away from David HasselHerpes and Britney Spears-Bleeding Lesions.




Celebrities With Herpes [GossipList.com]

Britney Spears Is Fake!

Jason Alexander, the former Mr. Britney Spears is dissing his ex-wife, saying that she has a lot of "cosmetic help." These days, it looks like she needs a lot more.



Spears' Ex-Husband Falls for Another Britney [SF Gate]

Diddy Hit by Lightning, Career Not Revived




Puff Daddy Struck by Lightning [hecklerspray.com]

5.12.2005

How Does It Feel?

Cate Blanchett is set to play Bob Dylan in an upcoming biopic on the singer's life...



Just Like a Woman [The Age]

Is J.Lo Preg-O?



Rumor Check: Is Jen Pregnant? [People.com]

Pay Day: When White Trash Shops


[Photo: JJB]

Deep Thoughts With Paris Hilton

On her catch phrase, "That's hot," catching on big: "That's hot."

On whether anyone else can say "That's hot" now that she has copyrighted it: "No, you can say it."

On what they'll name the kids: "Paris. Paris, Paris, Paris."

On whether she's really as vapid as she acts: "I'm a lot smarter than most people think...I just don't like to show it. I don't know, maybe it's because I'm blond, and I think it's cuter and sweet."

On is there anything Paris can't do: "Fly."

[As interviewed by Bob Strauss/Los Angeles Daily News]




Paris Hilton on Working, Dying and Being Smart [The Mercury News]

5.11.2005

Mena Suvari Ditches Crypt Keeper


[Photo: Retna Ltd.]

Actress Mena Suvari Files for Divorce [USA Today]

Mariah Carey Insanity Story #453

Mariah Carey has officialy sunk to new lows. The pop singer has hired an assistant who is responsible for disposing of her chewing gum.



Carey's Gum-Chum [contactmusic.com]

From Fez to FAS

You know who Fez on That 70's Show is, but do you know what FAS is? It's Wilmer Valderrama's favorite hobby. Let's just say the AS stands for "talentless lip-syncher with creepy father."


[Photo: JJB]

Tony Danza Crashes but Doesn't Burn



Danza Crashes Go-Kart [Cincinnati.com]

Once, Twice, Three Times the Stick Figure




Exclusive: Nicole Richie on Life Support! Lindsay Lohan IS Dead!
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Material Girl Won't Be Godmother

The fetusline has been denied. Madonna has said no to Britney Spears' request that she serve as godmother to her baby.




Madonna Turns Down Spears' Request to Be Godmother [SF Gate]

5.10.2005

Ivy League Gets Thorns


[Photo: Yale Research]

Yale's Louis Vuitton® Sidewalk [Law Meme]

5.09.2005

Pam and Tommy Back Together

Just days after breaking up with her boyfriend Stephen Dorff, Pam Anderson is back with Tommy Lee. The two were seen "all over each other" at one of their son's baseball games.



5.08.2005

5.06.2005

Brunette Out, Bird In

Oh, Ashlee...


[Photo: Abaca Press]