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Romancing the Stone

2006-10-24T22:41:00.000-04:00

Are Sharon Stone and Christian Slater an item? The Insider and Entertainment Weekly seem to be hinting (and mentioning it every five seconds on their respective shows) at it. The two were spotted holding hands at last night's Hollywood Film Festival's 10th Annual Hollywood Awards...

Wanna Waller in the Back of Your Impala

2006-08-01T17:05:00.000-04:00

Who exactly are the lovely ladies that were pictured with Mel Gibson (aka "MG") on the Post this morning? We have a pretty reliable inside source who dropped this e-mail (with camera phone picture) in our inbox this morning:

Hey everyone! I hope that you guys are all doing well. Sorry that I haven't called many of you back, but I've been in LA the past two weeks for work and the time difference made it difficult. Anyway, I wanted to share some crazy stories that happened while I was out there. (I still can't believe the last one!)...

Anyway, the two weeks were great, however, the best story happened this past Thursday. My boss flew in for the last two days of the audit and we headed out to a nice dinner at 'The Ivy' (another restaurant that I've read about!). As we were leaving, a black Escalade with tinted windows pulled up. I knew that it must be a celebrity, so I waited until they opened the door and out stepped Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend! An entourage of people swept her into the restaurant....it was kind of crazy. Anyway, after we left dinner we went to our hotel to change and then headed to a bar in Malibu. The bar was awesome....it had a huge deck over the ocean. To make a long story, short.......Mel Gibson ended up walking in. I saw him and went over to introduce myself. When I walked up to him he smiled and gave me a hug. I grabbed his hand and told him that I wanted to introduce him to my co-workers. I brought him over to where they were standing and he bought me a drink. He proceeded to give me and my male co-worker a kiss on the cheek! He ended up partying with us for the next 2 1/2 hours! At one point he was standing at the bar across from me and making faces at me (sticking his tounge out, etc...) so I stuck mine out back at him. He reached over the bar and grabbed a bottle of Grey Goose from behind the bar and kept filling our glasses up......so needless to say, the night started to get a little fuzzy. (Yesterday my manager told me that he knew he was buzzed, but all of a sudden was pretty drunk and couldn't figure it out. He said that he then remembered that Mel kept topping his glass off!) I know that I lost sight of him for a minute and when I found him, I walked up and kicked him in the butt. Apparently, he turned around and came back over to talk. My co-worker (who was driving) said that I kept calling him 'MG' all night. At 2:30ish, the bar was closing and we were being shuffled out. My co-worker said that I grabbed the keys out of Mel's hands and told him that he wasn't allowed to drive. I guess that I lectured him for awhile and then finally gave them back. Apparently, he whispered something in my ear, but I can't exactly remember all of it. My co-worker offered to drive him home, however, I knew that he wasn't about to step into a rented Chevy Impala with a bunch of strangers. So.....he proceeded to hop into his Lexus and drive off. We found out yesterday that he was arrested with a DUI!!!! I read the story on CNN and E-Online. I can't believe it!!!

Believe it, bitches...and next time, opt for the upgrade at Hertz.

Life Imitates Art

2006-05-10T20:19:00.000-04:00

Milo Ventimiglia plays jerky Jess on Gilmore Girls. On the show he's treated Rory (Alexis Bledel) like total crap and it looks like he does the same in real life as well! Cursing out your girlfriend and making her cry in public is so cool. Good luck with the Bedford Diaries, buddy.

Gawker Stalker [Gawker]

In the Can, Tucan Sam

2006-04-08T21:41:00.000-04:00

In the latest issue of InStyle Home, Mariah Carey discusses her "Hello Kitty"-themed bathroom. If that's not scary enough, Mimi claims that "Lindsay Lohan, Sean Lennon and I had a jam session in there the other night. They were obsessed with my Hello Kitty bathroom."

UPDATE: A Feder-Fetus Grows in Brooklyn

2006-04-08T21:27:00.000-04:00

I headed over to Brooklyn today (in the pouring rain) to see the birth of Sean Preston Federline immortalized in clay in all his crowning-out glory. Honestly, it's really not half it's cracked up to be. There were literally two people there (one of them being me and the other being my friend who dragged me there), three if you count Ted Williams' sculpted decapitated head staring down at us. The best part was the "It's a Boy" blue ballons and cookies that the artist situated around good old Brit.

Britney Sculpture Causes Uproar [ITV.com]

Ice Age Triumphs Over Stone Age

2006-04-02T22:04:00.000-04:00

This weekend's box office numbers are in and in not-so-suprising news, Basic Instinct 2 proved to be a total flop. Raking in only $3.2 million dollars, the "sexy" sequel tied Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector as the 10th-most seen movie of the weekend. Ice Age froze out the rest of the competition raking in $70.5 million.

"Ice Age" Freezes Out "Instinct" [E! Online]

Separated at Birth

2006-03-31T14:15:00.000-05:00

Mama Told Me Not to Come

2006-03-29T22:34:00.000-05:00

Candy Spelling, mother of our favorite 90210 grad Tori Spelling is pissed off. And it's not because Donna Martin almost didn't graduate. Reports are claiming that Dandy Candy is giving Tori the cold shoulder because she parodies her in her new TV show, “So NoTORIous," by referring to the eBay room she has in her house. Wonder if she ever came across this jewel in her travels.

Tori, Tori, Tori! Hijinks Enrage Spelling Mom [Boston Herald]

A Feder-Fetus Grows in Brooklyn

2006-03-28T22:15:00.000-05:00

In case you missed the horror of the birth of Sean Preston Federline the first time around, you can catch it all again thanks to the beauty of clay. In an exhibit entitled "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," artist Daniel Edwards hopes to promote his pro-life beliefs by creating a "a life-size version of the pop princess naked and pregnant, crouching face-down on a bare-toothed bear rug as the baby's head appears on the opposite end." The sculpture will be displayed in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and will require the gallery to have extra security on hand...to notify K-Fed that the art is not actually his real son, no doubt.
Britney Sculpture of Birth Causes Stir [SF Gate]

Friends Fan Gets Medieval on Jolie

2006-02-04T15:21:00.000-05:00

A crazy lady wearing a Friends T-shirt reportedly tried to slap Angelina Jolie in Berlin's Nola Restaurant, where Jolie was dining with Brad Pitt. The woman marched in the restaurant screaming, "Where is that home wrecking Angelina?" and lunged for the pregnant vixen. No one was hurt, as Jolie's bodyguards intervened. No word if the woman was sent by Jennifer A....
It Was Only A Matter Of Time [PerezHilton.com]

Sheryl Crow Finally Realizes Lance Is an Ass

2006-02-04T15:11:00.000-05:00

Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have split after two years of dating. Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow Split [People.com]

Mailyn Manson: Angelina's Next Victim?

2006-02-02T22:15:00.000-05:00

Marilyn Manson has offered Angelina Jolie a role in his new movie, "Phantasmagora: The Visions of Lewis Carroll." Manson plans to play the "Alice in Wonderland" author, and Jolie has been approached to be cast as the Red Queen. Jolie To Star with Manson? [SF Gate]

Their Love Is Like Bad Medicine

2006-02-02T22:02:00.000-05:00

Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora are calling it quits after 11 years. Locklear filed for divorce today citing "irreconcilable differences." Heather Locklear Files for Divorce [People.com]

Former Full House star, Jodi Sweetin, is also getting divorced. Oh yeah, and she was also a meth addict. Meth Addiction Led Jodie Sweetin of 'Full House' to Live 'Double Life' [Fox News]

Sienna Miller used Jude Law to further her career. Because what else could she possibly see in him? Sienna Miller Used Ex Fiancé Jude Law to Help Her Career [The Bosh]

Well, Well, Well, Ring That Wedding Bell

2006-01-29T18:50:00.000-05:00

Jessica McClure ("Baby Jessica") got married this weekend to a 32-year old. She's 19. The two met at daycare center where the groom's sister worked with McClure. There are still a few gifts left for gift giving on their Wal-Mart Registry so act now! 'Baby Jessica' Marries Small-Town Sweetheart [People]

It's All About the "O"

2006-01-29T10:22:00.000-05:00

Oprah has been taking this James Frey "Million Little Pieces" scandal quite personally. Several of her staffers are quoted as saying O's "very stressed out and upset about it." Oprah was so upset, in fact, that on her very special confrontation show this week with Frey she used the word "I" 119 times during the show. But how many times did she use the word "Frey/fry?" Just asking. Frey Fallout: Inside info from Harpo [TMZ]

What is La Lohan doing spending the night at Bryan Adam's London house. And what is she doing walking up the stairs with a ceramic teacup covered with lotion? Doesn't Lins know you put the lotion in the basket? Lotion Slip Up Leaves Lohan in Stitches [contactmusic.com]

Wonder Queers

2006-01-29T00:50:00.000-05:00

Double standard alert!

Eddie Murphy picks up a transvestite hooker one time and all of a sudden, he’s the next Paul Reubens, but Fred Savage cruises a gay bar and it’s just harmless hetero research, “sort of.” It's a Gay, Gay Word for Fred Savage [USA Today]

This Cannot Be True

2006-01-28T19:41:00.000-05:00

My brain is unable to process the following information: Da Brat and David Gest (Liza Minelli's ex walking wax figure) are hooking up. Please refer to photos for visual vomit.

Image and Info via A Socialite's Life

Best Contests. Ever.

2006-01-28T19:17:00.000-05:00

Feeling lucky? Press your luck on these sweepstakes....

Taking The Ugly Out Of Barfugly [PerezHilton.com]

How many goals did author James (Jimi) Frey score during his Michigan high school soccer career? [The Smoking Gun]

Shine On You Crazy Diamond

2006-01-27T11:59:00.000-05:00

While I'll laugh at anything Star Jones-related, this news article referring to her as a "lightbulb head" is absolutely hysterical. Star Jones Goes Barmy on Radio [All Headline News]

Angelina Jolie says she'll never marry Brad Pitt...why not, Angie? Isn't the third time supposed to be a charm? Angelina Jolie Says: "We Will Never Marry" [Star Pulse]

Breaking: David Lee Roth is impossible to work with. You might as well "jump" ship because if you are on staff and you were not already aware of this 20 years ago, then you be crazy. Things Unraveling Quickly For David Lee Roth [Post Chronicle]

Ill Communication

2006-01-24T10:39:00.000-05:00

What's the mysterious illness plaguing Beastie Boy Adam Horowitz? At this week's Sundance Film Festival, it was reported that Horowitz had developed a bad reaction to flash photography and that lensmen were not permitted to use flashes at the event.

Page Six [New York Post]

Linds Vs. Yoko

2006-01-24T10:03:00.000-05:00

There have been several reports recently that La Lohan might be dating Sean Lennon (and Jared Leto and Bruce Willis and whoever else buys her a drink for the night). The two met when Lindsay was researching for her new movie, “Chapter 27,” which chronicles the murder of Sean's father, John Lennon. This recent friendship can't make mom Yoko Ono happy, considering she tried to halt filming of Lindsay's movie outside the Dakota this week. Enter the dragon...

Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Lennon [All Headline News]
Ono Tries to Halt Filming of Movie About Lennon's Killer
[Fox News]

Lost Stars Engaged

2006-01-23T22:44:00.000-05:00

Lost stars Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly are reportedly engaged. The rumor comes only hours after the castmates received a raise ranging from $20,000 to $40,000 more per episode for a third series of the hit show.

Evangeline Lilly Engaged [Female First]

Crude Jude Goes Home

2006-01-23T15:50:00.000-05:00

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have broken up for the one millionth time. Not exactly exciting news, except for the fact that Law reportedly is moving back in with the ex-wife, Sadie Frost, while he shoots a new movie in California. Why pay for a nanny when you can get one for free?

Jude Law & Sienna Miller Split For Good? The Post Chronicle

Paris Nixes Hef

2006-01-22T16:11:00.000-05:00

There IS one thing Paris Hilton won't do. The socialite claims that Playboy maven, Hugh Hefner, has been hassling her since the ripe age of 17 to pose in his magazine.

“They’ve asked me a million times. He has been after me since I was 17, and I was offered a lot of money. I will never do it. Why? Because I am Paris Hilton.”

Paris does, however, have no qualms about making sex tapes. Why? Because she's Paris Hilton.

Paris Snubs Playboy Offer [Mumbai Mirror]

Down the Hatch

2006-01-19T12:36:00.000-05:00

Say it ain't so. Tight-as-a-drum Teri Hatcher and George Clooney have been spotted. Together. And we thought Teri was the desperate one.

Are George Clooney & Teri Hatcher an Item? People News

Tyra Banks: Mega-Bitch

2006-01-17T22:52:00.000-05:00

Surreal Life star Adrianne Curry is lashing out at Tyra Banks in an interview in the February issue of Playboy, reports New York Daily News.

"She's really mean. She's Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde," says Curry. "She can be the sweetest person in the world, but once that camera is off, she's Naomi Campbell, in your face."

Curry also goes on to talk in length about her romantic relationship with real-life beau, Christopher Knight, in the mag. Except nobody cares about that.

'Top Model' Winner Bashes Tyra Banks (AZCentral)

It's About Time!

2005-12-12T19:48:00.000-05:00

Hard-partying Colin Farrell has checked himself into a rehab center citing "exhaustion and dependency on prescription medication." Colin Farrell Treated for Dependency on Meds [MSN.com]

Married...With Children

2005-12-09T22:39:00.000-05:00

So...it looks like Brad "missing and insensitive chip" and the blood-sucking Angelina Jolie have gotten married or will be getting married in the next 24 hours in Sarasota, Florida, at the Ritz Carlton Hotel. Developing... [Marry, Marry] Pink Is the New Blog

Hawaii Drunk-O

2005-12-02T21:06:00.000-05:00

Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros, stars of the ABC hit, Lost, were arrested by Honolulu cops this week and charged with drunk driving. The po-po caught up with Rodriguez and Watros, who were weaving on the same highway 15 minutes apart. Both actresses failed field sobriety tests and charged with driving under the influence. The girls were released after posting $500 bail. The Lost Girls [The Smoking Gun]

Marilyn Manson Marriage Details

2005-12-02T20:55:00.000-05:00

Shock rocker Marilyn Manson will reportedly marry his girlfriend Dita Von Teese in Ireland this evening. Manson to Marry Von Teese In Ireland [KGET.com]

Meanwhile, the last thing Manson's well-known ex, Rose McGowan, did that was worth any press was attending Tara Reid's 30th Birthday party. Reid’s Mom Made Sure Birthday Girl Behaved [MSN.com]

Here Fishy, Fishy!

2005-12-01T22:15:00.000-05:00

Oh Jess, looks like lying doesn't make your nose grow, it makes your lips swell up beyond recognition!

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Garner Goes on Extended Maternity Leave

2005-12-01T15:15:00.000-05:00

Jennifer Garner gave birth to a Willy Wonka wonder this week when she pooped out a baby girl she's named Violet. Luckily, Garner's show Alias was just cancelled and her husband Ben Affleck as no semblence of a career right now. Looks like the new parents will have plenty of time to help raise the new baby. Congrats!
Garner, Affleck Welcome a Baby Daughter

Donna Martin Procreates!

2005-11-30T21:44:00.000-05:00

CTV's eTalk Daily has revealed that Tori Spelling and Canadian actor Dean McDermott are expecting a baby. In the exclusive report eTalk Daily's correspondent Lainey reports that Spelling and McDermott were in Toronto last week to meet McDermott's family and give them the news. Who's going to be on hand to break the news to papa Aaaron that he just blew hundreds of thosands of dollars on a crazy-wedding less than 18 months ago for Tori, only to have her find a new man, get divorced and get preggers in the same amount of time? Sources Tell eTalk Daily That Tori Spelling Is Pregnant! [Yahoo]

Michael J. Is Not the Father

2005-11-28T19:42:00.000-05:00

Michael Jackson's ex, Debbie Rowe, is finally coming clean and letting the world know that Wacko is not the biological father of Prince Michael Jr. and Paris. Rowe claims that an anonymous sperm-bank donor was used when she conceived and gave birth to the two children. Jackson's Ex: 'Michael Is Not the Natural Father' [SF Gate]

Mischa Does Maui!

2005-11-22T15:05:00.000-05:00

With Loch Ness-Modified mullet-wielding boyfriend Cisco Adler in tow!

[Images via JJB]

Katie Holmes Thrown Out of Theater

2005-11-20T19:02:00.000-05:00

That's not a vibrator in her pocket, Katie Holmes is just happy to see you! Mrs. Tom Cruise-to-be was thrown out of a movie theater in California this weekend because the "vibrating device" she was using on her stomach was disturbing fellow film goers. Katie Holmes Thrown Out of Film Over Vibrating Device [SouthFlorida.com]

Saturday Night Eva

2005-11-20T15:16:00.000-05:00

Eva Longoria gets a bad rap for her man-eating ways both on and off Desperate Housewives, but the sultry Latina strutted her stuff and talent as a Saturday Night Live guest this weekend. The girl knew her lines, never looked at the prompt and made a better Teri Hatcher in the Vanity Fair skit than old skin-and-bones Susan herself. You go Eva!

Oh Come All Ye Unfaithful

2005-11-19T23:47:00.000-05:00

Jessica Simpson caught a vieiwing of Walk the Line this weekend with Trace Ayala, who is engaged to actress Elisha Cuthbert.

[Images via JJB]

What a Girl Wants

2005-11-19T23:33:00.000-05:00

Christina Aguilera tied the knot with music executive Jordan Bratman tonight in a ceremony at Staglin Family Vineyard in northern California's Napa Valley. Aguilera Reportedly Marries Music Exec [ABC News]

Could Kimberly Stewart and Talan Torriero also gotten married tonight in a quicky Vegas ceremony? Going To The Chapel... [Perez Hilton]

MK Over the Giant; Back With Ex

2005-11-19T23:21:00.000-05:00

Looks like Mary Kate Olsen is over the Giant and riding shotgun with ex David Katzenberg. Word on the street is that Katz has been hanging out with Nicky Hilton as well...How many more men can one girl lose to a Hilton?

Standing in the Shadows of Love

2005-11-18T09:59:00.000-05:00

Now that's one cuddly baby, ain't it Vince?

Sign #435 That Your Career Has Tanked

2005-11-17T21:49:00.000-05:00

You perform at a 13 year old's Bat Mitzvah in Florida. And your name is Ja Rule (aka Uncle Ja), Ashanti and/or Omarion. Teenager Lands the Stars at Her Bat Mitzvah [Daily Dish]

Your pet monkey, Baby Luv, attacks you and The Giant dumps you all in the same week. Paris Hilton Bitten By Her Pet Monkey [Spotlighting News]
Paris Hilton Gets Dumped [Dose]

There is a strategic game on the Internet that challenges you to wax the chest hair of of you, one of our most revered actors.
Wax on Wax Hoff [via Popbitch]

Just For the Taste of It

2005-11-17T16:56:00.000-05:00

Because irony is a cruel, cruel vixen named Kate Moss.

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Is Paris Hilton Balding?

2005-11-16T11:42:00.000-05:00

In more proof that there is a God, it looks like Paris Hilton might be balding. Click on image for a larger view of the bird's nest:

[Image via JJB]

Woo-Hoo Witchy Woman

2005-11-12T22:35:00.000-05:00

A leading voodoo expert is claiming that Angelina Jolie put a curse on Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's relationship by placing the remnants of a bat in Pitt's glove compartment, which was later found by one of Aniston's friends. Pitt claimed the vial was simply a gift for good luck, but in the world of black magic, bat remains are almost exclusively used for spells to ruin relationships.

Angelina Jolie's Love Curse [Female First]

You Say It's Your Birthday

2005-11-11T16:19:00.000-05:00

Happy 43rd birthday to Demi Moore! Today she is officially 16 years older than her hubby.

It's also Carson Kressley's, Calista Flockhart's and Leonardo DiCaprio's special day.

Love on an Escalator

2005-11-11T15:38:00.000-05:00

Because Dante never said what your mode of transportation would be to enter the seventh concentric circle of hell.

Sharon Osbourne Needs to Shut Up

2005-11-11T13:50:00.000-05:00

Sharon, you've gone too far this time. And we're not referring to your plastic surgery.

Osbourne Blasts Mother Teresa [contactmusic.com]

The Truth About Book Sales

2005-11-11T11:54:00.000-05:00

At the end of the day...let the Amazon.com ratings do the talking:

Nicole Richie: The Truth About Diamonds
# Amazon.com Sales Rank:
Today: #387 in Books

Paris Hilton: Confessions of an Heiress
# Amazon.com Sales Rank:
Today: #2,540 in Books

Because One Wax Figure Deserves Another

2005-11-11T09:37:00.000-05:00

Brooke Sheilds dated Michael Jackson when he was "normal." For a present, she thought she'd make him a wax figure of herself because MJ loves them mannequins.

Shields' Mannequin for Michael [contactmusic.com]

Is Your Refrigerator Running?

2005-11-10T11:22:00.000-05:00

Somehow, between getting into car crashes, making porn videos and throwing out the lazy eye, Paris Hilton makes time to prank call ex-BFF, Nicole Richie every night. As if more proof was needed of this absolute waste of space. Is Paris Hilton prank calling Nicole Richie? [MSN]

We know that Fergie sucks, but she's going to be on The Sopranos this coming season as an undercover cop/stipper. Fergie Farting On TV [Perez Hilton]

My Eyes Are Bleeding

2005-11-10T08:00:00.000-05:00

Star Jones has a very special treat for her loyal followers. Her Web site StarJones.com is reporting that "on November 13th (our one-year wedding anniversary and second anniversary of the day we met), we will update our wedding website with never-before-seen photos from our wedding, our honeymoon and this wonderful year together." Considered yourself forewarned.

Terrible Twosomes [NY Daily News]

Best eBay Item. Ever

2005-11-09T20:36:00.000-05:00

Now is your chance to own a piece of Tori Spelling history. For a starting bid of only $250, you could win the wedding favor from Tori and Charlie's wedding. The favor is a beautiful silver plated aromatic candle holder in the shape of a Champagne bottle, but the real prize is the included set of matches which say "Tori and Charlie, a Perfect Match." Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Papa Spelling.

Wedding Favor From Tori Spelling's (Actual) Wedding [eBay.com]

Paris Had a Weed Named After Her?

2005-11-09T20:15:00.000-05:00

Nicole Richie's novel, The Truth About Diamonds, has some not-so-subtle comparisons to ex-BFF Paris Hilton. The character of "Simone" is a "an all-around professional fake-rich girl."

In one excerpt Richie describes how Simone used the word [bleep] after a row with a black man, a reference to a similar incident last August when Hilton was accused of using the word.

Another section of the text describes Simone boasting about having a strain of marijuana named after her. A friend tells Inside TV magazine, "Paris always bragged about how she had a type of weed named after her back in high school."

Other similarities include a mockery of Hilton's habit of stealing catchphrases from other people and the way she allegedly tried to hog the camera on the set of "The Simple Life."

Richie Slams Hilton in Novel [SF Gate]

Desperado, Why Don't You Come to Your Senses?

2005-11-09T15:14:00.000-05:00

Desperate Housewives' castoff, Page
Kennedy, was fired for flashing his co-stars
on the set.

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Courteney Cox is reportedly in talks to
guest star on Desperate Housewives as
an escaped mental patient.

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Elton John wants to be on Desperate
Housewives, but no one is interested.

Jessica Simpson's Gotta Listen to Her Peeps

2005-11-09T14:25:00.000-05:00

In probably his most interesting interview to date, Access Hollywood's Billy Bush got in trouble with Jessica Simpson's publicist and later got a call on his celly from Joe himself.

Jessica Simpson Goes Silent [Access Hollywood]

Katie Big-As-a-Home

2005-11-06T19:45:00.000-05:00

[Image Via JJB]

The Giant Is a Jerk

2005-11-02T09:35:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton's new man, Stavros Niarchos III (the Giant), is a bigger ass than she is. Over the weekend MK's old flame offered a homeless man $100 to dump a soda on himself.

A Real Soda Jerk [NY Post]

Some Guys Have All the Luck

2005-11-01T21:41:00.000-05:00

Definite Upgrade for Cisco Adler: The hipster Jesus lookalike is getting it on with Mischa Barton. He had previously been engaged to Kimberly Stewart.

Images via PerezHilton.com

Guess the Costume

2005-10-31T20:35:00.000-05:00

What in the hell is Paris Hilton dressed up like this Halloween? E-mail us your guesses.

Ho-Han and the Ho-pper

2005-10-31T20:06:00.000-05:00

Woah. Lindz Lohan has gone back to her "more natural" hair color and old ways of partying in the bathroom. According to a Defamer reader, Lohan went el Dutch in a Hollywood restroom with a male companion:

Um, last night the new brunette lindsay lohan came out of a bathroom stall at teddy’s(new bar inside the roosevelt), i tried to go into it after, but alas there was someone still in there-a man! in the ladies room! with lindsay! what were they doing?

Lindsay Lohan's Bathroom Antics [via Egotastic]

A Celeb Baby Is Born in Brooklyn

2005-10-31T17:13:00.000-05:00

Michelle Williams has given birth to Heath Ledger's child.

Heath's a Dad [The Sunday Times]

Oh No You Didn't!

2005-10-28T09:33:00.000-04:00

"When I freak out, I say to myself, Dude!
Relax! Just write 10 things you are
grateful for." - Ricky Martin
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Robert Blake has just bought Vitellos, the restaurant
where his wife was murdered. He was accused of the
killing, but was acquitted earlier this year.
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via popbitch

Relationship Death Watch: Josh & Fergie

2005-10-24T22:29:00.000-04:00

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are unofficially over! We estimate 10 days until an announcement is released. Lara Flynn Boyle has gotten her hands on the hunky actor and she isn't letting go.

Could Leo and Giselle be on the same road to splitsville??

Could Jessica Simpson Be Pregnant?

2005-10-24T22:00:00.000-04:00

We know...it's a long shot. Being "pregnant" often implies sex. But if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes can "do it" so can Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. You be the judge.

Click on photos for larger images:

Photos via JJB

It's Janet, Miss Mommy If You Nasty

2005-10-24T17:22:00.000-04:00

Janet Jackson is the mother of an 18-year old daughter whom she somehow managed to keep a secret all these years. So many questions. First, how does one breast-feed a child when a nipple clamp is present, and second, how did the family manage to keep the child a secret from Michael this long?

Report: Janet Jackson Has Teen Daughter [WFAA.com]

It's a Nice Day for a Pink Wedding

2005-10-23T18:41:00.000-04:00

EXCLUSIVE: Pink & Carey Hart Got Married! [PerezHilton.com]

Chicks Before Greeks

2005-10-23T01:24:00.000-04:00

Remember that episode of Full House where Uncle Jesse and Joey were fighting over the same hard-rocking, full-out headbanging metal chick? Neither do we...but at any rate, the end of the episode had the two mullet-heads realizing that their friendship was more valuable than a quickie in the kitchen while baby Michelle slept soundly upstairs. Unfortunately, Paris Hilton missed the moral of the story and is not only shacking up with friend Mary Kate Olsens' ex Stravos, but is flaunting it four ways til Monday. Check out the PDA in the pics.

Beefcake Braffster

2005-10-22T10:50:00.000-04:00

For all of those out there that still believe Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody are an item off-screen, think again. Zach Braff has ditched Mandy Moore and is painting Canada red with Bilson and every other college co-ed within ten feet. Don't believe us? Take a look at these pics.

The Federlines Resurface...

2005-10-16T19:29:00.000-04:00

Cornrows, jean shorts, flip-flops and all.

Fearless Foursome?

2005-10-14T20:57:00.000-04:00

The latest Paris Hilton news is the paparazzi-powered fight that took place outside Mood Wednesday night in Los Angeles (yawn)...

The REAL news here is that Paris was hanging out with the flirtatious duo of Lindsay Lohan and Bruce Willis with some very single Eddie Murphy in the mix. The fight may have overshadowed any hook-up that "might" have taken place between Lohan and Willis, but rest assured that that news will soon take center stage as soon as everyone gets over the engagement break-off by the end of this weekend.

Friday Fun With Anagrams!

2005-10-14T13:54:00.000-04:00

This week we're launching a whole new spin on our editorial coverage. Since it's Friday, our brains are fried and the letters are starting to look blurry. That's why it's the perfect time for celebrity anagrams. E-mail us with any that you come up with, as they are sure to be funnier than what we've generated:

KATIE HOLMES: LIKE A TOM SHE

TORI SPELLING: ILL STONER PIG

The Freaks Come Out at Night

2005-10-14T13:39:00.000-04:00

Breaking: Vaniston spotted roaming the streets of Chicago.

The Stench of Death

2005-10-11T21:46:00.000-04:00

Singer Marilyn Manson is in the final stages of launching his own fragrance. The scent will debut next fall and a full line of cosmetics is said to follow. Luckily, you will be able to obtain your own "Designer Imposter" for less than pennies by mixing your own blood and feces and dusting your nose with baby powder.

Take a Sad Song and Make It Better

2005-10-11T08:01:00.000-04:00

Sienna Miller and Jude Law have split for good this time. After Law admitted to having an ongoing affair with the nanny three months ago, it seemed as though the pair was trying to work it out. Now reports are insisting that Miller has been having her own affair with costar Daniel Craig for quite some time. Law threw her out of their London home over the weekend. Payback's a bitch.

Just Married!

2005-09-25T14:11:00.000-04:00

After almost three years of speculation, Ashton Kutcher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42, took the plunge and got married last night in Moore's Hollywood Hills home. Bruce Willis was paid the big bucks to stand by and look happy.

Tacky Romijn Formerly Stamos

2005-09-21T23:36:00.000-04:00

Congrats to Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell. The pair got engaged on Sunday and announced the good news to the world on Monday. But not just any Monday. This Monday was September 19, 2005, which would have been Rebecca and her former husband John Stamos's 7-year anniversary. The divorced couple married on this day in 1998. Coincidence? We think not.

Oprah Dishes on Hermes

2005-09-19T16:30:00.000-04:00

In her show's season opener, Oprah dished on the "incident" that happened in Hermes this summer during her trip to Paris. "I was upset because one person at the store was so rude. Not the whole company...one woman. That was exactly what happened." Um, we've been waiting all summer for that?

Me and Mrs. Jones

2005-09-19T10:59:00.000-04:00

Oh, Star! Even though you've given up the Big Mac for the Big Gay Al, you still managed to look like a gigantic pile of purple turds last night.

Happy Anniversary to the Federlines

2005-09-19T10:47:00.000-04:00

It's been one year since the white-trash union of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Today, the couple is celebrating their first wedding anniversary and the birth of Kevin's third child, Preston Federline. Congrats!

The Horse Files for Divorce

2005-09-18T22:16:00.000-04:00

Tori Spelling Splitting With Husband [ABC News]

The Giant Ass Gets a Second Chance

2005-09-18T22:03:00.000-04:00

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards were seen holding hands in Hollywood yesterday afternoon. The pair is giving their union another shot, although Richards filed for divorce in March when she was seven months pregnant with the couple's second child. "It's the first time I got dumped in my life," Sheen said. "I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass."

PMS Federline Cometh

2005-09-14T21:25:00.000-04:00

[Image via PerezHilton.com]

Tara-ble Week

2005-09-10T12:19:00.000-04:00

Tara Reid is having the worst week ever. On Thursday it was reported that the drunk vixen was robbed of $180,000 worth of jewelry at Spain's Ibiza airport. To add insult to a horrible boob job, defamer.com reported on Friday that Reid's globetrotting party show, Taradise, has been cancelled by the E! network. First a broken engagement to Carson Daly and now an even-more broken career.

Tara Reid loses Valuables to Spanish Thief
[United Press International]

Taradise Lost [Defamer]

Tori Spelling Is More Popular Than You

2005-09-08T23:04:00.000-04:00

Celebs Tell Their Tales of Stalkers on The Investigators
Sun Sentinel

Punky Brewster Spawns an Even Worse Name

2005-08-24T22:15:00.000-04:00

Soleil Moon Frye, best known for her role as Penelope 'Punky' Brewster gave birth Wednesday morning to a baby girl named Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. No word if Henry will adopt this unfortunate child as well.

Robin Givens and It Up to Eddie Murphy

2005-08-24T21:59:00.000-04:00

Robin Givens, ex-wife of Mike Tyson and former girlfriend of Brad Pitt, just added another notch to her bedpost with tranny-lover, Eddie Murphy. The pair was seen flirting at Hollywood's hot Cabana Club over the weekend. Murphy filed for divorce only a couple of weeks ago.

Murphy and Givens Enjoy Night Out [SF Gate Daily Dish]

Ain't No Hiding It Now

2005-08-24T21:23:00.000-04:00

[Images via JJB]

Something Just Gave

2005-08-24T10:09:00.000-04:00

Keanu Reeves has reportedly split with 28-year-old actress Lynn Collins to date Diane Keaton. Keaton, 59, and 40-year-old Reeves co-starred in Something's Gotta Give last year and were romantically linked earlier this year.

Keanu Reeves Splits With Lynn Collins? [Monsters and Critics]

Class-less Act

2005-08-21T23:46:00.000-04:00

Britney the Bigamist

2005-08-21T20:38:00.000-04:00

British television and radio presenter Richard Bacon is claiming that there is a very good chance that he is the legal husband of Britney Spears. According to Bacon, the pop princess signed a legal marriage document stating during an interview in 2002. Although the document was immediately ripped up, there was never an official annulment, which means Spears's marriage to Kevin Federline might not be legal.

Britney Spears Married Richard Bacon? [The Bosh]

It's Over for Good This Time

2005-08-20T21:52:00.000-04:00

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Call It Quits [earthtimes.org]

Hilary Duff Looking Rough

2005-08-18T20:54:00.000-04:00

Mmmmm...Kids' Beer

2005-08-18T20:39:00.000-04:00

Kids: they're just like us...and, according to Tomomasu Co., maker of the sudsy sweet Kidsbeer, "Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink." The company is racking up monthly shipments of 75,000 bottles of its nonalcholoic brew, which is colored brown to look like grandpa's old cough medicine. Kids are buying it hook, line and drinker!

Kidsbeer Proves Hit Suds for Minors
[The Japan Times Online]

Bottoms Up: We're Baaaaack

2005-08-18T20:22:00.000-04:00

Sorry for the necessary hiatus, we've been having some major technical difficulties coupled with the need for a minor vacation over here. But we're back up and running as of today.

Uncle Jesse: Smashed & Trashed

2005-07-25T23:26:00.000-04:00

Have Mercy!

Huey Lewis and Other News

2005-07-25T22:52:00.000-04:00

The Great White Way is getting a little hipper. Musician Huey Lewis is the latest "star" to strut his stuff on Broadway in Chicago. Everyone who buys a ticket will need a new drug to make it through the performance. Huey Lewis to Star in 'Chicago' on B'way [Newsday.com]

Pauly Shore is a sex addict. Good luck with that whole thing, Buuuuuuuuuudyyyyy! Pauly Shore A Sex Addict [softpedia.com]

Sienna cheated first, but with "someone" hotter. Take that, Jude! Remainders: Blind Item, Schmind Item [Gawker]

Tom Arnold may be the wisest man in Hollywood. The former Mr. Roseanne told Entertainment Weekly that he warned his next-door neighbors, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, to "be careful." Because no one else in the free world could see the horrific result of this union churning out something horrible. Britney, the Girl Next Door [NY Daily News]

Jessica Simpson Scammer Gets Slammed

2005-07-25T22:41:00.000-04:00

Courtney Handel may be the smartest woman in Jersey. The 23-year old woman had amassed more than $12,000 in free merchandise by posing as Jessica Simpson's growth/assistant, CaCee Cobb, before she was caught by authorities this week. Handel managed to score free loot from such companies as PH Advantage cosmetics, Pagliei jewelry, Ted Rossi handbags, Peter Thomas Roth skin care and Fake Bake Tanning Products, all of which can be purchased on eBay for a fraction of their retail price.

Arrest is Made in a Surprising Celebrity Scam [ABC Local]

Look, Jude, No Ring!

2005-07-20T10:35:00.000-04:00

Jude's woman scorned, Sienna Miller, is no longer sporting her engagement rock.

Jack Be Nimble

2005-07-20T10:31:00.000-04:00

Jack Osbourne is getting hot! The former heavyweight and reality star has lost a ton of weight and embraced a healthy lifestlye—no booze, no drugs, no bread, no sweets.

[Image via JJB]