It's About Time!

Hard-partying Colin Farrell has checked himself into a rehab center citing "exhaustion and dependency on prescription medication." Colin Farrell Treated for Dependency on Meds [MSN.com]

Married...With Children

So...it looks like Brad "missing and insensitive chip" and the blood-sucking Angelina Jolie have gotten married or will be getting married in the next 24 hours in Sarasota, Florida, at the Ritz Carlton Hotel. Developing... [Marry, Marry] Pink Is the New Blog

Hawaii Drunk-O

Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros, stars of the ABC hit, Lost, were arrested by Honolulu cops this week and charged with drunk driving. The po-po caught up with Rodriguez and Watros, who were weaving on the same highway 15 minutes apart. Both actresses failed field sobriety tests and charged with driving under the influence. The girls were released after posting $500 bail. The Lost Girls [The Smoking Gun]

Marilyn Manson Marriage Details

Shock rocker Marilyn Manson will reportedly marry his girlfriend Dita Von Teese in Ireland this evening. Manson to Marry Von Teese In Ireland [KGET.com]

Meanwhile, the last thing Manson's well-known ex, Rose McGowan, did that was worth any press was attending Tara Reid's 30th Birthday party. Reid’s Mom Made Sure Birthday Girl Behaved [MSN.com]

Here Fishy, Fishy!

Oh Jess, looks like lying doesn't make your nose grow, it makes your lips swell up beyond recognition!

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Garner Goes on Extended Maternity Leave

Jennifer Garner gave birth to a Willy Wonka wonder this week when she pooped out a baby girl she's named Violet. Luckily, Garner's show Alias was just cancelled and her husband Ben Affleck as no semblence of a career right now. Looks like the new parents will have plenty of time to help raise the new baby. Congrats!
Garner, Affleck Welcome a Baby Daughter